Types of classmates in college

Everybody is different. I realised the real meaning of this statement when I was in college. Initially, I used to be so excited for my college that I used to reach for the class half an hour before the actual time of the commencement of the class. It may sound weird to your ears, but yes, it's true. I was among one of those several weirdos that we all have encountered at least once during our college days.

Some weirdos become our friends and the rest are our classmates. Out of 60 - 70 students we have a variety of classmates doing something or the other in the course of 3 - 4 years. Some of them are a great sport while some are unfortunate.

Here is a list of types of classmates we all have in college.

1. The Early Bird

We all have a friend who wakes up before the sunrise, get ready, whose only agenda is to reach the college as early as possible just to occupy the "front desk". That person reaches the college even before any technical or non-technical staff reach the college. Hats off to the dedication to occupy a front desk. This early bird deserves an award for his dedication.

2. The Late Latif

Me: Hello ! Where are you? The class is going to start in 5 minutes.

The Late Latif: Hi! I'm on the way. Just 5 minutes. I'm about to reach.

20 minutes later

Me: Is your watch running late? Aren't you 5 minutes have over yet! The class has started 20 minutes ago and you are still not here.

The Late Latif: I'm on the college, just reaching there in 2 minutes.

45 minutes after class starts

Me: Where are you now? The professor is calling the rolls. 

Meanwhile

The Late Latif: May I come in sir?

Yes, we all have this kind of friends who come to the class just before the class is almost over and beg the teacher for attendance, making a cute puppy face.

3. The Future Neta

The person who visits every class except his own class, screaming "Please vote and support", we call him the future neta. Even if he has nothing to do with you, he would pretend like he is your friend since ages. And you innocent soul wonder that why is this happening! His sugar-coated talks almost convince you to give your vote to him. It is only after the election season that you realise that you have been fooled by someone. Laughable! Isn't it?

4. The well known

The greatest shock of my life came when one of my friend whom I used to think has no social life has the hell lot of friends. From the gatekeepers, administration staff, laboratory staff, teachers, guards and even the dogs that reside in the college campus that person knows everyone. Oh my god! When did you get the time to do all this? That's when I decided that I'm not at all going to judge anybody.

5. The Proxy Master

The Proxy Master is the most famous guys in the class. He is the solution to every problem: the problem of attendance and the solution is proxy. He is the one who takes the charge to mark everybody's proxy. The proxy master is usually the one who attends each and every class. Lord ! Give my friend the strength to withstand the severe boredom that is coming his way.

6. Agle sem food dunga! 

This is one thing we all can relate. After spending a whole semester in roaming, gossiping, eating we now have low grades in return. This is the only time we regret the time we wasted in stuff other than studies. And if you are a fresher than this might be your worst result because after this it will become a habit. So chill, it's no big deal. But the problem is still on and suddenly a divine voice echo in our mind and soul that says, "Agle sem food Dunga". And we all move on to the new semester with hope.

7. The Class Traitor(s)

Did your class has ever made a plan to mass bunk the class? Did your plan even accomplish? If yes, then congratulations. You are among those 0.01 percent people who have once experienced the pleasure of mass bunk. If not, don't lose hope. Have you ever thought about it? We are on the same page. We have a certain group of people who are always against the will of the class. Be it the assignment date, test date or the mass bunk plan these people are never on the same page as of the class. 

8. The Forever Buddies

This is one of those things we all are proud of. We all have a friend that has been with us starting from day 1. That person is your partner in crime and your keen supporter. From "If you are not coming to the college today, then I'm also not coming" to "Don't worry even I haven't studied anything yet, we will fail together in the exam", he keeps the hope alive.